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It is really best hybrid analog vape for a moment, i have tempest v1 and v2,
dani fusion 2,diferent dynavapes , camouflet, this thing hits like i need , very easy to switch from conduction to convection, i love it. Thank you guys. P.S. wooden stem fit firewood x and looks fantastic

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Silicon has a nice feeling and perfect utility as a hidden 14mm water piece adapter.

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My Simrell engine arrived today. First of all, let me say in true Simrell fashion the engine is GORGEOUS!😍🥰🔥💯🥇 Austin takes pride in his machining, and all of his products always felt like ultra high end compared to other others in its class.
This is not your average dyna head. It’s beautiful inside and out. It’s engineered to give you a much higher quality performance all the way around. In my opinion it delivers. The vapor is thick, strong, flavorful, and cool.

Over the years, I’ve tried several different stems, heads caps combinations, trying to find something that gave me the strength I was looking for, but the coolness I needed to be happy. After all the money and time wasted, I never found anything that I would reach for on the consistent basis. The closest combination that I was able to use was the 5 fin titanium dyna head and cap, with the FMJ on the Revolve 1 stem. Although it was the only combination that felt comfortable enough to use, the vapor still wasn’t strong enough. I would have to fill it up three or four times and it was just too much. I’ve tried some of the other TEDs that have more power, but they’re always way too hot to be used comfortable for me to use so they live on a bong.

Needless to say, this was everything I hope for and more. I’ve been using it all day natively. I have 4 stems I was going to pair it with to see which one I like the most, and which one provided the coolest vapor. The Tempest one stem, the Revolve one stem, the Dynavap Omni stem, and the Simrell MVS stem. Initially I assumed I would just use the Mad Heater Stems if the head could even be cool enough for me to utilize natively. After testing the engine with all four stems, I’ve have to say the head cools the vapor down so well I can use whatever stem I want. The Simrell stem looks amazing so it was a no-brainer! I had zero issues with cross threading the threads. Then again, I screw good.😉😜

I was apprehensive initially but I couldn’t be more happier with my purchase. It’s the combination I’ve been looking for since day one.

😍❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🥇💨💪🏾

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Diese Hülle ist der perfekte Platz für meinen Shortex!!
Ich freue mich nun schon beim auspacken - der kleine Magnet sichert alles und kühlt super ab.
Einfach - schön - sehr gut verarbeitet.
Ich hoffe sehr, die XL Variante kommt irgendwann zurück…

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I don’t like to repeat myself.

Well, I do, but not at the moment 😆

Join the Simrell discord and search for “@Matt”, I’ve written a lot about why this is my favourite vaporiser there and I’ll keep writing a lot about it for as long as I feel that way.

When I received this thing, I hated it.

“Don’t waste your money” was something I said.

Then I got rid of my woodscents, tempest, tornado, anvil, taroma 360, old head hot rod, volcano, mighty, pivot, da Buddha, mflb, vaphit, crafty, tiny might too and a bunch of others not worth mentioning.

Then I got a few more Simrell’s to share with my friends.

For me, The Simrell is the best.

I hope it is for you too.

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Definitely new to this style of consuming flower but I couldn't be happier with my purchase. Impeccable craftsmanship that just feels incredible in your hands. Great flavorful hits with solid clouds. So cool that this top notch well made device is constructed in Ohio as I'm from the Northeast up in Youngstown .
Anyway, Keep up the incredible work. Much Respect!

I have been waiting for someone to make a wpa like this for years. I mostly use j hooks and most wpa's are too tall. This sits flush with a 14mm and its just perfect. The lignum wood is absolutely amazing. For such a small piece of wood there is so much going on in it. Its really something special.

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Austyn has knocked it out of the park with this product not only is it three vapes in one with the three different heating methods convection,conduction & hybrid its also a blast to use a feels natural to hold

Extraction is very even prob the best out of all my vapes including ball vapes. Well done simrell

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I love my new Bog oak Simrell XL. The craftsmenship and function is unmatched! Thanks Simrell
Love the Warhead too

I'm using the TED with a Dynavap VonG with a Simrell intercooler (though I will likely get a Simrell stem in the near future). I use a wand to heat and get very consistent results. Cool tasty vapor with light brown ABV. This is exactly what I've been looking for. Great job Austyn!

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